Richard Harrison

A well used but still serviceable one owner husband. Has reached full Biblical allotment but appears to have a few good years left. Well trained but sometimes cranky and needs help in getting started in the morning. Can make own coffee, empty and fill dishwasher, take out trash, fold clothes, open child-proof caps, heat TV dinners and make popcorn. No major flaws, but many minor blemishes. Has own teeth and hair. Can drive, but better during daylight. Favorite expression is &#gt;What did you say? Comes complete with five grand kids and four great grandchildren. Still knows how to fold paper airplanes and remembers most everything that happened when he was that age, but very little of what happened in last 30 seconds. Guarantees and warranties, except Medicare, ran out years ago. Probably worth more dead than alive.